Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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SwanseaMy sister lived in Swansea, in a flat below an antisocial wanker. As well as his awful loud music, she could also hear him having sex.
This is the weird bit though, he used to whistle. Not all the way through, mind, just at the...er...moment of completion.
I don't know if anyone ever slept with him twice.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 10:43, Reply)
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