Weegies at New Year
Ok this is stretching it a bit but the neighbouring town to mine was Glasgow, years ago my mate worked in London, civil service, met a bunch of lads and they came up for a Scot’s new year. We got the train and reassured them that Glasgow was a lovely place now , no trouble , oh no siree. We’re 5 mins off the train 6 at night and we’re walking along a main street when we hear an almighty smash and as we come up to a road, theres a ned lifting the till out of a golden egg (a primitive McD) and legging it down the street with it under his arm, to cheers from us. Till the mains cable went tight and he flew backwards and landed on his *rse, yahoo, he got up took a handful of cable wrenched it out and off he went again, a bit more wobbily this time, while we p*ssed ourselves. Thing was this was 2 days after new year, the shops had been shut for 2 days and there would be n*ff all in the till.
(montyzuma, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:21, Reply)