
My immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
( , Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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No joke. He's a very secretive man, and only emerges once a year to ride his John Deere tractor on other people's grass while wearing a long, Christmas Carol-esque gown.
He calls me the "maple leaf kid" and I have no idea why. Very scary.
( , Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:21, Reply)
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