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My immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?

(, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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wascaly weasel,
speaking of sword carrying loons.....

There was a guy I knew called Albert, who was a 6 foot ex-doorman for a few clubs in Swansea. He managed to to scare the neighbours one sunday morning by jumping in their garden in only his boxer shorts and another pair over his head, while weilding an authentic full size samurai blade screaming "Albert, warrior princess!!!" and swinging it wildly.

Paints an odd picture in the head, that does.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 18:03, Reply)

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