Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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cockney ball-sackMoved into halls when i started uni, am the last one to arrive at the flat, seemed like a nice bunch of lads... chatting to ian brown looky likey.
me: what course you on?
cbs: philosophy
me: nice, you play guitar then?
cbs: yeah, big time, i write all my own stuff.
doesn't sound too bad? list of his offences over the next year.
- Pissing over the freezer, the tv, kitchen cupboards and in the bin
- Destroying said tv, bout 3/4's of my CD collection, smoking my buddha, drinking my beer, eating my food.
- Developing crack habit.
- Playing same 3 tunes on his guitar and singing along badly at 4 am when he couldn't sleep.
- Sitting on sofa in his boxer shorts, scratching his psoriasis, and leaving flaky dead skin everywhere. ick.
- Gets notion that i owe him money, stalks me when i go to my mates house, on the way he confronts me, then throws his house keys at me, misses by a country mile, hitting a local lad's car.
so glad to be rid of him... apologies for length and girth
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