Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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NoiseFirst posting so forgive me for spelling/talking crap.
Next 3 houses from us are rented. Last lot of neighbours weren't too bad apart from being fat ugly cnuts who screamed at their kids day and night.
A few months ago we had about 20 young Poles move in - 2 couples with kids but mainly young single men so cant complain. They invited me and Mr Stunt round to their parties at the weekend and offered us lovely polish vodka and offered to share their large stash of porn DVDs. Fantastic.
However, as it turns out they are pissed up stone deaf twats who play shite euro-techno-crap at all hours, and despite us asking them to "turn it down a bit", dont seem to have grasped the fact they are pissing us off big stylee. Despite Mr Stunt going round t'other day and calling them all a bunch of bastards.
I wonder what the polish is for bastard?
Off on hols 2moro for 2 weeks so have encouraged step-son to have large extra noisy party til 7am every day. Hurrah!
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