Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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There have been manyI used to live next door to this fella who thought he was Jesus and was convinced Charlotte Church would marry him (this was when she was about 13).
My dad's eldest brother was the scary neighbour from hell though. He was the local scary nutter – type you pray won't sit next to you on a bus – and was rather proud of it. He used to lean out of his living room window scaring any bloke who walked past by shouting "he homosexually raped me!" in an awsomely loud voice. He was also a lot of fun for the kids to watch as he continually rode his bike back and forth in the estate football pitch whilst wearing a tweed jacket and sunglasses á la
these.
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Fictional Emma, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 0:13,
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