SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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After way too many bongs...My mate decided to put the sliding patio doors about 3 feet apart, stuck the sofa across the bottom and claimed he could jump over the sofa, between the glass doors and land safely in the garden.
He cleared the sofa, neatly passing untouched between the glass doors but sadly failing to pass under the wall above the opening, striking it face on. The momentum of the jump ensured that he continued forward but now with imparted backward spin. His now unconscious body did a complete 360 and face planted on the lawn (lucky not concrete!)
At A&E none of us could explain to the nurse how it happened because of hysterical dope-fuelled giggles whenever we started to describe it. Indeed one of us actually split his jeans with laughter. The victim lay unconscious on the trolley, we lay on the ground howling.
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simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:29,
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Brilliant.Click
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I laughed loudlyand woke my missus!
She's not talking to me now, which is ok because she talks some shite.
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God I lovedrug fuelled giggling. I miss it too since I gave up the drugs. Other peoples is still good though.
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:44,
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