Don't stand so close to me...
This one gets brought up nearly every time my friend and I are together

We were about 15/16 years, on school playing fields, just passing the time by knocking some golf balls around with a couple of clubs i'd borrowed from an uncle.

I've placed the ball on the tee (very posh like) and then noticed my friend (let's call him Paul, for that was his name yada-yada) was stood a bit too close. I told him to move away a bit (that's the bit we argue about) and then proceeded to swing away.

Unknown to me, Paul had been distracted by another friend approaching us on his bike. Thus, my follow through (from a great golf shot i hasten to add) hit him clean on the head.

Claret soon appeared. We managed to walk home and he received 5 stitches for his trouble.

Oh, how i laughed - and still am!


Length. About 200 feet
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:37, Reply)