SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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FootballPlaying football in the park with a group of mates and the ball came in my direction. I was close enough to goal for it to be worth a long range shot so I hammered the ball as hard as I could in the direction of the goal trying to keep it as low as possible.
As I did this my mate, lets call him Josh (for that was his name), was charging at me trying to close me down. The ball hit the floor about 5 yards in front of him and he jumped to try and block it. However it bounced up a bit at caught him full on, like a boxer’s uppercut, right in the knackers. He went down like a sack of spuds and had to be carried off in severe pain. Took him about 20 mins to recover, but how we laughed.
Nothing is quite as funny as seeing someone get hit in the balls.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:38, 2 replies)
HehehehReminds me of that Simpsons episode with the film festival, where Hans Moleman gets a football in the groin. Homer's reaction is much the same as mine when I see people recieve a genital-bashing unexpectedly.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:08, closed)
HA!!have a clicky for making me remember a story
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:22, closed)
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