SPAIN-2006
Me and my now ex (who has put on a lot of weight which also makes me laugh) were on Hols in Costa-something-or-other with a group of our pals, and one evening we were making our way down the street towards our fave bar when we see a Spanish teenager come by on his funky moped (Hi there, Carrott fans!).
The street was parallel with the beach, so it was packed with youngsters out on the lash, in their respective glad rags, and a group of young ladies clearly grabbed his attention, so he went past, then did a youee and came back past us, and really ogled these girls like they were meat in a butchers window. After a good eyeful, and a Spanish leer, he revved hard, and sped off like a very fast Spanish prick (excellent similie, A+) and continued to stare, hard, over his shoulder at these girls, who were mightily unimpressed. The road curved to the left after about a hundred yards, and was marked off with traffic cones/barriers and a strip of blue and white tape ( a bit like police crime scene marker tape) and he zoomed full ball into this pile of builders detritus, and the tape made him stop dead,(neck height, AHAHAHAHAHAHA) as his bike carried on and fell into a large hole. It really was like a cartoon for a moment. He landed on his back (luckily he had a helmet on) and his cries of anguish only fuelled my amusement.
A good hundred mostly English holiday makers laughed hard; even when it became apparent that he had broken his shoulder, as well as his hairdryer on wheels.
Length? a hundred yards, minus the five or so when pinged backwards by tape.
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:25, 2 replies)

*Click*
nice Carrott ref.
(waterbottle, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:19, closed)

YES! If only one person gets a Carrott reference
then my work here is done!
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 15:52, closed)