SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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Twat-Student Mastercard.Rage Against the Machine Hoodie. £20
'Windbreaker' Baggy Jeans. £25
Blonde Tipped Trustafarian Deadlock Haircut. Probably £50, looks like he slept in a ditch...
Goatee Beard. £1 on disposable razor from Poundland
Many Festival Beads and Weekend Wristbands accumlated over 3 years of being a professional bum. £300 spent on festivals, £200 saved on shower gel.
Ironic Top Hat. £10 from oxfam?
Pretentious and utterly fuckerly dull conversation about how much weed you smoked last night and how anyone who doesn't smoke just wouldn't 'get that album' with similarly attired study-buddy. I'd pay you £10 to shut up.
Running onto the train at the last second, after you didn't notice its arrival due to being so engrossed in aforementioned conversation, thus smashing shin into train, then tripping over your massive jeans - on to the train and falling flat on your face in front of a full carriage of people. Top Hat - ruined, Jeans - ripped, Beads - scattered, Pride - gone.
Priceless. I almost built a six pack from laughing so hard.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:28, 1 reply)
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