Schadenfreude
There's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
Suggested by althechristmasgeordie
( , Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
There's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
Suggested by althechristmasgeordie
( , Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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cycling lurls, not the most original
in my "wear system of a down t-shirt and unnecessary wallet chains" phase many years ago (shudder), I left my house whilst 3 young fellows cycled past to the chant of "greeeebooooo", as was the thing at the time. the one in front turned round to wankfist me and crashes straight into a postbox, the two behind following soon after in a tangle of limbs, wheels and bike frames.
from the heap of whimpering and moaning, one of them wails "you fucking greebo twat!" at me. didn't really have the same impact as it would have before their dignity was shredded away like mark heap jumping into a muck spreader.
( , Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:55, 7 replies)
in my "wear system of a down t-shirt and unnecessary wallet chains" phase many years ago (shudder), I left my house whilst 3 young fellows cycled past to the chant of "greeeebooooo", as was the thing at the time. the one in front turned round to wankfist me and crashes straight into a postbox, the two behind following soon after in a tangle of limbs, wheels and bike frames.
from the heap of whimpering and moaning, one of them wails "you fucking greebo twat!" at me. didn't really have the same impact as it would have before their dignity was shredded away like mark heap jumping into a muck spreader.
( , Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:55, 7 replies)
well be fair
now I listen exclusively to h-blockx and have an eye piercing
( , Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:20, closed)
now I listen exclusively to h-blockx and have an eye piercing
( , Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:20, closed)
didn't they do an excruciating 'number' about 'partying'?
It's not a fucking verb, you utter scopers.
( , Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:12, closed)
It's not a fucking verb, you utter scopers.
( , Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:12, closed)
Greebo?
They're still using that? I was being called that in the mid 80s.
( , Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:38, closed)
They're still using that? I was being called that in the mid 80s.
( , Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:38, closed)
it was Gaye Bykers on Acid and Pop Will Eat Itself fans in those days
PWEI were a bit shit but the Gaye Bykers were fucking brilliant.
( , Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:33, closed)
PWEI were a bit shit but the Gaye Bykers were fucking brilliant.
( , Mon 21 Dec 2009, 11:33, closed)
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