SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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Better than TelevisionAh School Days!
When I was a young fellow another school visited for sports type activities. One of the visitors was a rather weedy, unfortunate looking chap and when one of the skotey 'bad' kids from our school called him 4 eyes, Speccie told him to fuck off. Threats followed etc.
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A crowd gathers round to watch the tough boy pound the geeky kid. Tough boy talks smack. Skinny bloke waits. Tough boy rushes in and we watch in awe as the skinny kid steps forward and uncurls a brilliant uppercut. I swear the toughies feet left the ground and he soared in a graceful parabola to crash upon the ground.
He gets up
Repeat.
At this moment a kid from our school who used to get duffed up all the time slips through the crowd and serves up a wonderful kicking.
Revenge is a dish served cold. Rejoice little people
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 4:35, 2 replies)
ThisIs pure win.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:04, closed)
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