SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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On the receiving end of SchadenfreudeI, for my sins, which must be bloody legion, support Hibernian Football Club. One freezing, baltic night I decided to see the Cabbage play Rangers at Ibrox.
Hibees don't tend to go in for the sectarian bollocks much but there is a very deep vein of hatred for Glaswegians in general. This explains why the lad sitting beside me in the away end had some soap with him.
We were sitting right at the front. My neighbour kept waving the soap at the ball boy nearest us and shouting: "Do you know what this is?" Oh, the hilarity. "Have you ever had a bath?" My, how we laughed.
The wag kept this up until Rangers scored. That shut him up for a bit. After their third goal, the ball boy allowed himself a wee smile. After their fifth: he began to wave at my now silent companion.
We lost 7-0. Must be karma.
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:25,
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SoapDoes anyone in Scotland know what soap is used for?
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lubricant(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:54, closed)
For doing mohicansor chaos spikes :0)
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 13:57,
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