'And now, over to World Cock Sucker!'
We were watching ITV's World Of Sport and Dickie Davies should have said 'World Cup Soccer'.

He immediately dried up and froze in wide-eyed horror at what he'd just heard himself say.

I heard him too, and shrieked 'He said cocksucker! He said cocksucker!' while writhing on the sofa in hysterics.

You don't have to dislike someone to enjoy their balls-ups. The bollock dropped by someone we admire can be funnier.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 21:32, 9 replies)

what
was he trying to say?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 22:16, closed)

'World Cup Soccer'
Sorry, thought everyone'd know that, how presumptuous of me.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 22:20, closed)

it seems obvious now
and something i should have got.

i ran so many things through my mind and couldn't make anything fit at all.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 1:49, closed)

Me too
!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 7:33, closed)

I'll edit it in then.
Anyway, there may be Merkins about.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 8:41, closed)

I like this,
It made me giggle. Also reminded me of the time I heard the snooker commentator forgetting his mic was on. As the player missed the shot he said;
"Stupid man." short pause...
"Is, erm, what he must be thinking to himself right now"
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 22:55, closed)

Was it all contemptuous?
Like Capt. Mainwearing? 'Stupid boy!'
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 8:50, closed)

Trevor McDonald
On the ten o'clock news, whilst talking about the Kent Countryside said 'cunt kentryside' I am 99% certain this happened but I was on my own and stoned. But it doesn't matter because I still believe in Father Christmas so Trevor saying 'cunt' stands.
( spingers, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 11:36, closed)

Yes! He said that!
I heard it too!

I also saw a lady newsreader's tooth fall out and another one's earring drop off, although no swearing was involved on either occasion.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 17:34, closed)