SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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Ooh, just rememberedMany years ago,(19 to be accurate) as a college student I used to work at McDonalds to keep me in beer tokens etc. I used to work Friday nights and late on in the evenings, there used to be quite a lot of revellers in, lining their stomachs before going on to the clubs. One group were joking about and one of them pointed at a 'wet floor' sign, the one with a picture of someone skidding. I heard him say:
"Look at that sign, who slips and falls over like that?" and backed up his argument by pretending to slip in the same way. It turns out that the sign was a very accurate representation of how people slip because he slipped in exactly the same fashion and went down a sack of spuds to the jeers of his mates. Now, to me, and his mates and everyone else in the room, it was rather funny. But what made it a special moment was that he stuffed the half-eaten Big Mac he was holding into his face like a self-inflicted high-colestorol custard-pie gag.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 1:24,
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