Sparky
We liked to get one over on each other.

His to me went as follows:

While getting changed after a sports lesson I was shoving him and being a bit silly. He was searching for something in his bag at the time. Unbeknownst to me his hand had discovered a tenis ball. He proceed to throw it full force into my right testicle at point blank range. Needless to say I dropped like a sack of potatoes, crawled around on the floor in a lot of pain, thougt I was going to be sick and tried to cry but was in that much pain I couldn't. Everyone else thought it was funny.

My revenge was served as we walked back to school, after a smoke break. On one side of the path were houses and the other some grassy bits and the odd bush. As we passed one of these bushes I gave him a good old shove and he fell side ways into the bush. He ended up at a weird angle. Which in itself was funny. What was funnier, was him shouting out for a hand, then saying never mind, hearing the branch snap and spying him fall further into the bush and giving out a girlie scream due to it being a very thorny bush.

sparky also fell down a long and tall flight of stairs, when he told me about it I imagined him doh'ing like homer all the way down. What made it tho was Fed. He had seen the whole thing from the top of the stairs leaned over banisher and shouting "sparky look how far you fell"

StyX
(StyX is staring at you, yes YOU!!!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 1:37, 6 replies)

I think your keyboard is missing some buttons.

(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:58, closed)

I thought that, but how do you explain this bit:
"tried to cry bt was in zap much pain I could not"

inexplicable
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 11:33, closed)

It's easy for someone who can't spell
tried to cry but was in that much pain I could not
( Thickey, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:50, closed)

The 'zap' bit is the one which gets me...

(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:28, closed)

Do u sppli trnslshns 4 ur catalog of wrks?
I speek Englsh, Wlsh & Frnch & wld b hppy 2 rcve a copy in any of dees frmats.

Nce 1 - Thx innit.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 12:26, closed)

Ipod Touch
I was posting from my touch, and didn't double check my spelling.

I will go correct.

StyX
(StyX is staring at you, yes YOU!!!, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 17:38, closed)