And here it is: THE FLAMENING...
By God, how on earth do you have the brass neck to call someone else an 'arsehole' having robbed an unconscious wastrel in the street? What kind of ghastly peasant are you?

The fellow may well have been an irritating braggart but from all you have said was otherwise harmless.

You, on the other hand, boast about hitting this chap repeatedly when he was asleep and the brilliant culmination of this is that you robbed him when he was unconscious.

Normal behaviour for your part of the country perhaps, but not where I come from, let me tell you.

Peasant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:16, 2 replies)

you seem to have become more upper class today
is it part of your illness?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:17, closed)

The rapscallion needed telling, dear boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:22, closed)

Rapscallion? as in a hip hop onion?

(micky2shoes has more shoes than feet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:50, closed)

I wonder which monarch he thinks he is today?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:23, closed)

Oh, one of the Charles'
*waves hand airily*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:28, closed)

Charles Hawtrey more like.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:29, closed)

I say!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:31, closed)

This is how I've always pictured you
but with more facial hair.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:36, closed)

a suicidal, alcoholic bender?
Charmed, I'm sure....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:39, closed)

You're not suicidal are you?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:41, closed)

*cracks up*
I'll get you, Butler!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:42, closed)

Oddly enough...
...I have a signed picure of 'Blakey'. Found it at a car boot sale. Score.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:08, closed)

Hahaha
Man, your 18th-century thesaurus is working overtime today!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 13:18, closed)