Crowd Surfing Fail
Concerts are a great place for things like this. My sister has a very short temper so is not exactly the girl you want to mess with. Whenever you go to a concert there is always the token knobhead. Not content with having a good time like everyone else they have to piss everyone off.

Guy in the white tshirt was one of these people. He would come out of the pit and try to drag girls in, now there is no way you could mistake the girls for being part of the pit because of where they were stood. My guess is he was too weak to handle the guys in their so decided to pick on someone else cause whenever a guy tried to take him on he'd disappear from the pit. He was constantly trying to drag the girls in then pushing them.

He then changed his trick to trying to crowd surf by climbing over my sister and another young lady's back and jumping forward. Now i have nothing against crowd surfing but jumping on two random girls when you're already being a knob isnt going to get you anywhere.

On his third try of crowd surfing my sister waited for him to jump on her back. Sure enough white tshirt guy comes running up jumps on her back... but instead of jumping back down he falls flat on his back clutching his crotch.

She'd punched him in the balls.
I've never been so proud.
(stitched, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 22:11, 2 replies)

Go sis!
A mate of mine has often resorted to punching offending twats surfing above his head at concerts as they drift past...
(raven19, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 23:00, closed)

I used to go to see Napalm Death quite a lot in the 80s
A few of their 'numbers' were only a couple of seconds long. Invariably someone would attempt a stage dive only to find the song had finished whilst they were in mid-air, and thus come crashing to the floor, knackering themselves. Ho ho ho.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:18, closed)