SchadenfreudeThere's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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Wet floor, kitchen.Years ago I was a potwash in a kitchen. One of the chefs had spilt something and I'd been called over to mop-up. As usual I grumpily sauntered over with the mop and sign (the managers went ape-shit if you didn't bother with that). A couple of minutes after I'd mopped up one of the kitchen timers go off, from the adjoined pastry kitchen I hear Sean mutter an "oh shit!" and then come bounding into the kitchen, right onto the wet floor, sending him skywards. I'm not sure if I was giggling by the time gravity had taken its course and caused him to land his ribs on the sign in just the right position to promote structural integrity for as long as feasibly possible, but I was almost sick afterwards.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 20:56,
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