School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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Our school had "Quarterly Reports" on progress, in which the best and worst performers were read out to the whole school.Each subject teacher awarded you a "Plus" if you were doing really well in class and homework and tests, nothing, or a "Minus" if you were being really shit.
Cue one quarter the last announcement being " ... and the boy with the most improved performance this quarter is Vagabond, A, with absolutely nothing at all."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:59,
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