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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter

(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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My friend learned in advance he was to be awarded with the school attendance ribbon
Who knew it was even possible to not miss at least one day of school in four years? Anyway, he thought, wouldn't it be ironic to absent himself from the awards ceremony at the school assembly? So, shortly after the assembly began, he quietly got up and shuffled for the exits.

Irony knew no bounds. The administrators had locked the exits.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)

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