School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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And in that poo, there was a nut, and in that nut, there was a shoot, and from that shoot a tree did grow ... Wickerbasket Man lols
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:33,
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The soundtrack to that film is v good(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:35,
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Indeed it is.I particularly like the line "For nothing can delight so ... than the path that leads between ... her left toe ... and her right toe ..."
sung by old men, about the pretty young woman.
True fact: I have touched Britt Eckland's elbow.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:50,
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I've touched her kidneys IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I THINK YOU DO(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:02,
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Isn't it one of Serge Gainsborough's songs that features the (translated) line"I'm coming and going between your kidneys"?
It could well be that my friend was just making it up, though.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:07,
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