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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

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(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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School Cred ruined.
First year. The years idiot/prick was picking on one of my mates. I decided to stand in for said mate and what ensued was a few days of the prick throwing insults and basically being a dick. After a time this became tiresome so I ended up in a fight that landed us in the principles office.

We were both handed a weeks suspension. I panicked and blubbed to our year head how I didn't want to let the year down and that I had acted terribly etc...

When I actually left the office to get my bags and stuff from the office I was greeted with sympathy and praise from my fellow students for standing up for myself and my mate. As I said the guy was loathed for making others life a misery. I was a hero, which probably didn't suit for a guy starting fights.

My fame and glory apparently lasted a week until Friday assembly, whereupon the year-head spilled my pleas of not wanting to make a bad impression of the year and the fact that both me and said arse had roared crying when we had been informed of out suspension. This effectively ruined any credits I had gained and reduced my nickname to crybaby. Well played.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:57, 1 reply)
Good story
could use a little Honda?
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 8:52, closed)

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