School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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One of my favourite church assemblies........................was when the vicar did the story about how the Holy Spirit passed amongst the people, and the excited chattering came forth.
At the word "forth" there was a multitude of explosions from the back of the church and stuff flying everywhere. Cue mayhem, teachers on their feet harrumphing and looking bewildered & lots of braying children.
He'd given all 30 Y6 children a party popper to pull. He hadn't told anyone else.
He got his point over.
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The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 18:00,
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