School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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I have memories of the soles of my desert boots going soft on the boiling asphalt under the hot Australian sunWe had a principal called McPhail, and instead of the chant greeting "Good Morning Mr McPhail and teachers" we would say "Good morning Mr McSnail and Creatures". It doesn't sound like much, but for a six year old it was the first tentative steps in a lifetime of mocking authority
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 20:54,
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This wins. This post covers almost all human emotions. I doubt it will be beaten this week.Humour.
Intellectualism.
Dramatic tension.
Childhood memories.
All it needs some pencil sharpenings to make it complete.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 21:50,
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and a collection of scented erasers for the girls(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:48, closed)
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