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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

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(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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Once in secondary school
All of the boys (about 450 of them) were called into the sports hall.

This was most irregular and so there was something of a hubbub as to the reason for the impromptu assembly.

Turned out that somebody had crimped off a length of dirty spine onto the floor in the boys' toilets.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:55, Reply)

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