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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter

(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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I was *that* kid.
The one who held it in during assembly on a cold, wooden parquet floor. After setting off the whole primary school, I was forced to write a letter of apology to the headteacher.

Also, to whichever shit put "Sing Hosanna" in my head, thanks, you cunt. I hope you're happy.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 12:03, 13 replies)
that was me.
you're welcome.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:26, closed)

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:54, closed)
king of kings etc

(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 17:11, closed)

Available for only 11p, in all really desperate bookstores.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 22:03, closed)

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