School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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Sudden windOur headmaster at juniors had the irreverend idea of rearranging the sitting order, with 4th year seated and 3rd & 2nd sat cross-legged on the floor. All was going well until a 3rd year did a simply huge fart - we 4th years were momentarily silent such was the noise.
"Who was that?"..... silence
"WHO WAS IT?!"..... "Me Sir"
With that he was told to stand up and was bawled out with the final almost unbelievable sentence "Don't you laugh boy"
He sat down and yes, began to laugh. The head ordered him out and with a deft swipe of his hand almost knocked him off his feet on his way to the office. Seeing as he hadn't told us not to, we began to laugh.
(, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)
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