School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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Lip syncAt St Mary's C of E Primary, we got to sing a lot of hymns.
No big deal, but it occurred to me that I could save some effort by just mouthing along rather than singing. So that's what I did for a while. Until one day, eagle-eyed Mrs Shipham spotted me. She put her half-moon spectacles back on and ordered the whole class except me to stop singing. The result was me gulping like a goldfish out of water whilst being accompanied by Mrs Piaskowski on the piano.
Mrs Shipham, if you're reading this, drop me an email and I'll arrange for the return of that Vicky the Viking book I borrowed from you in 1977 and never returned.
(, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 14:15, Reply)
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