School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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This one time... at boy's comp...One of the deputy heads was up on stage bawling at us because someone had been vandalising the book ends in the school library. Several of these folded metal book ends (which were similar to this one) had been folded down flat.
The one being waved manically in front of us, however, wasn't just folded flat, but had the inked-on addition of a bell end and pubes (maybe three per ball, maybe more, the rule wasn't around back then). We weren't sure whether he'd spotted this or was just playing hell because it had been flattened, but I'm sure the sniggering amongst the assembled teenagers didn't help.
Length: about 8 inches and finished in grey powder-coat.
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eXOBeX, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 22:03,
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