School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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Jumpers for goalposts and Izal bog paperIn a First School (non of this puffed up pretentious "Primary" school, thanks) many many years ago, a young Tesco Quality was in a school assembly.
Unfortunately, a kid called Darren who was sat 2 to the right had trod in dog shit, and it fucking stank. He was called "shitshoe" all the way through up until High School, until which he decided the derision was all too much, and decided to silence his pain with cheap cider and drugs.
Bless.
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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sun 16 Jun 2013, 0:42,
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