School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
Something very similar happened at my schoolOnly it was done in a urinal. This has always impressed me not least because the toilet doors directly faced the urinals as you entered the toilets. Risky business, he who dares etc
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:19, 1 reply)
I'm 32 years old and I still find this sort of thing hilariousIt's bested only by shitting in the piano, which I've heard one too many times for it to be true.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:58, closed)
The toilets were next to our classroom, and one day after our class and before the next, one of the ladsCame in with an impressively huge log in a paper hammock, very pleased with himself, and left it on the desk to show the teacher.
Thankfully we had a different class in a different room with a different teacher that we had to get to, and made our way over.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:40,
closed)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread