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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

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(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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A long time ago in an infant school far, far away
assembly was interrupted on a cold and windy day by a rather terrifying sheet of flame issuing from the large coal-fired stove which sat in the middle of the school hall.

I assume the howling gale caused some sort of fiery blowback or Johnny Storm had fire-jizzed the flue.

Whichever it was, it scared the shit out of all us little 'uns.
(, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:46, Reply)

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