The time I kicked Kully square in the nuts
A joyful moment...he rounded a corner at a full pelt, just as I was air kicking demonstrating some homegrown karate-fu, and Pow! right in the nutsack. Man, that was funny. For me mostly.

In a physics lesson, our teacher was demonstrating the amazing, smelly properties of ammonia, and the correct way of smelling it e.g. waft the smell towards your nose with your hand. When asked about the incorrect method of smelling such chemicals, he demonstrated by holding his nose in the lid of box containing a sponge soaked in the stuff, before rapidly gagging, choking, and staggering to the window amidst streaming tears and guffawing school kids.

Or when our head of year, fond of wearing trackie bottoms, came into our 3rd year assembly with a lob on.

Mostly the time I kicked someone square in the nuts though.
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:12, Reply)