School Days
"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.
( , Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.
( , Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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Schoolboy Tomfoolery...
Traditionally, on the last day for the sixth form, the kids who'd hung about with us would be ceremoniously rounded up and hurled one by one into the various skips and cupboards and supply rooms around the school.
Seeing a bit of an opportunity to make some fast cash I started a protection racket. I personally sought out the kids likely to be targeted a couple of days in advance and told them that in exchange for all the cash they had on them I'd make sure nothing untoward happened to them.
I walked off with some £15 that day.
When the Last Day came I got so caught up in the fun of running about and tormenting the kids I completely 'forgot' they'd paid for my protection and helped herd them into skips and cupboards.
That was also the day I was having a smoke with my english teacher behind one of the buildings and he decided to see what would happen if he tried setting fire to the dry grass.
Great days.
( , Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:17, 1 reply)
Traditionally, on the last day for the sixth form, the kids who'd hung about with us would be ceremoniously rounded up and hurled one by one into the various skips and cupboards and supply rooms around the school.
Seeing a bit of an opportunity to make some fast cash I started a protection racket. I personally sought out the kids likely to be targeted a couple of days in advance and told them that in exchange for all the cash they had on them I'd make sure nothing untoward happened to them.
I walked off with some £15 that day.
When the Last Day came I got so caught up in the fun of running about and tormenting the kids I completely 'forgot' they'd paid for my protection and helped herd them into skips and cupboards.
That was also the day I was having a smoke with my english teacher behind one of the buildings and he decided to see what would happen if he tried setting fire to the dry grass.
Great days.
( , Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:17, 1 reply)
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