Shock Horror...
There was a commotion in school one afternoon - aparently a boy had been raped in the toilets during lunchtime.

For weeks people were telling the story, with various changes in names, locations and severity.

Parents were phoning the school to find out what had happened, some pupils were actually removed by their "worried" parents and sent to different schools.

The next year's new intake of Year 7s was down by 30%, because the locals had heard about the incident, and refused to send their kids to "that school".

Eight years later, the place closes down due to dwindling establishment figures.


The true story is that a kid shat himself in class, ran to the toilets and in a desperate act to prevent being labelled as "That kid who shat himself" for the next 20 years, climbed over the fence and ran home. No-one knows where the rapey rumour came from... but it managed to close the school down.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:41, 1 reply)

rape?
I thought it wasn't anal rape anymore but surprising bum fun? have a click anyway
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:13, closed)