School, I hated the place!
I move to London from Scotland when I was ten, just in time to start secondary school. It was great for the first little while until it became known by the whole year that I was Scottish.

I was immediately given the nickname of Jock, original don’t you think?

This followed me throughout the entire seven years I was there, it got to the point that even the teachers called me jock as well!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 14:01, 3 replies)

You think that's bad?
I went from England to Scotland age 8- just in time for it to be known that I'm English, and just a couple of months behind Braveheart being released.

You, at least, never had a hundred odd kids running after you shouting "FREEDOOOOMMM!". It's a scary experience, let me tell you!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 14:08, closed)

Winchester's one Welshman
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you

'Taffy'

From the town that brought you 'Black Rob'. One of three of four non-Aryans in the whole area.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 14:12, closed)

I have a friend called Dave
Who also happens to be Scottish.

He is known to everyone as 'Scottish Dave'.

It's amazing just how witty people can be isn't it!
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 17:02, closed)