more disturbing than funny
i went to a school which i believe has made me into the well rounded individual that i am today (no i dont mean fat) *coughs*

firstly the biggest scandal at our school involves one of the teachers. nobody ever listened in his class, even the shy folk would piss about. anyways, he used to film our school musicals every year and sell them on to parents and pupils as a keepsake, if u will. one time one of the kids asked for a copy of one of the shows only to get home and find it was gay porn. no word of a lie! not long after he was up in court for luring a 12 year old into his flat. He doesnt work there anymore.

ooo what else?? one of the teachers had a relationship with a 16 year old but he was only suspended as she was over the age of consent.

on our last day of school we left road kill in the common room and generally attempted to trash the place with eggs, boot polish, jam u name it, before subsequently being sent home early. The look on my headmasters face as he ran after me was a treat i assure u.


school generally sucked i had more fun getting into trouble.
(fernbrittonsexcessskin will give a shit later, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 14:59, 6 replies)

Hmmmm.
Have a "y" and an "o". They may be of use when dealing with the second-person pronoun.

Also, if u you look near the bottom right of your keyboard, there's a SHIFT key. It's your friend.

/sorry. Not in the best of moods.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:04, closed)

Actually, ignore that
I'm being a cunt.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:09, closed)

oops!
I'm not normally that bad! It's been a long week.
(fernbrittonsexcessskin will give a shit later, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:12, closed)

Ah but you're a cunt
...with the strength of character to let your cuntish remarks stay on the board* - and to apologise. Thus making you *not* a cunt according to Monty's Flangeometer - patented cunt detector.

*Unlike that 'I stole from a University to shore up my private business, aren't I clever?' CUNT from the other day.

Apologies for the overuse of 'cunt' in this post. Getting a bit 'wizard's sleeve-ish' now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:18, closed)

Age of consent
While, the majority of the time, the age of consent is 16. If you are in a position of responsibility, such as the kid's teacher, the age of consent is 18 and the teacher in question will be treated as a paedo...
(ScousersPet, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:55, closed)

hmm
well he still has his job. This one came from my younger sister. It was definatley true, she may just have been older than i thought. she's still with him.
(fernbrittonsexcessskin will give a shit later, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 19:44, closed)