RSwipe & Vipros reminded me
Home Ec yet again and Burton said he was making fishcakes.

Yep.

Fairy cakes with a fucking tin of tuna in the mix.

We also had a teacher who if we played up would say, "Boy! Go stand in the bin because you're rubbish."
You would then have to stand in the bin whilst facing the corner for the rest of the lesson.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:09, 1 reply)

i had to make tuna crumble in HE
tuna, fucking, crumble. Like apple crumble except no apple, just flakes of fish floating in milk under a sodden, vomit like crust. it was all i could do to stop retching long enough to throw it straight in the class bin.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:09, closed)