School Days
"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
I don't know
I think I'd love her lots of ways given how flexible she is.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:39,
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you'll have to prise it
from my cold, dead hands.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:41,
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But if you're only recently dead
You'll still be warm and flexible. All I need is some lube.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:43,
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if I'm dead
you needn't bother with the lube.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:57,
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Good point
If you're dead, I'll bring a drill as well.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:02,
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