Science teacher Mr Kay
while looking at a young lady in the class coughing said the immortal words "Take a deep breast" and then felt so embarressed he got into a cupboard for 4 minutes. Which made everything better.
(mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:42, 4 replies)

Could you hear him groaning
in the cupboard, presumably about how stupid he'd been?
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:44, closed)

Nope
was completely quiet. We werent sure whether he has havig some sort of breakdown, but when he came out it was as if nothing had happened.
I seem to remember a "breath of fresh arse" comment at some point in the year as well, but that seemed to slip under the radar
(mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:48, closed)

*clickety*
The idea of a teacher climbing into a cupboard for a bit, then re-emerging as though nothing happened is a very, very funny one.
( Moey, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:54, closed)

Cheers!
He was a bizarre man.
He also maintained that he came from an island in Scotland that had so much acid rain that most cars had no roofs, instead using plastic sheets that would be replaced every few weeks to keep costs down
(mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:58, closed)