Mojo
I had a Maths teacher called Mr. Lunt. Mr. Lunt mind. Lunt. Guess what his nickname was? Yup you’ve guessed it.

‘Mojo’.

We called a man whose name was Mr. Lunt, ‘Mojo’.

What a wasted opportunity.

Incidentally he was called ‘Mojo’ because in our school we had a massive litter problem with people buying shit loads of ‘mojo’ penny sweets and dropping the wrappers wherever they were.

Mr. Lunt would see them as he was walking around and pick them up whilst making a small keening ‘mojooooo’ noise in the back of his throat before angrily chucking them into the bin.

That’s reminded me of poor Mr. ‘Charlie’ Chalk whom we tormented for years by singing the ‘Charlie Chalk’ theme tune quietly under our breath in about 5 seconds.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 17:32, 5 replies)

Which stand up comic did this in their routine?
Miserable bloke, but very funny. I just can't remember his name.......
(Pork2311, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 17:37, closed)

Jack Dee!
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(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 17:43, closed)

Right...
Didn't anything funny happen at your school Powervator?
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 17:49, closed)

Nope
I was home schooled until I was 36.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 20:34, closed)

he is now
27
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:46, closed)