I can't help but hope
that this week, just maybe, you'll get that first place you've always wanted.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:29, 1 reply)

Oh, I've given up trying to win again...

I've found I'm much happier getting a 'podium place'...then whinging like a twat and complaining about conspiracy theories :)

Cheers though

EDIT: Besides, this one won't win. Even I know it's too long to keep most people's interest...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:35, closed)

If it doesn't win
there is no justice.

As PJM said, your use of euphemism is worthy of naught by admiration.
( Moey, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:33, closed)

In years to come...
...I confidently predict that scholars of literature will be reading Shakespeare, Chaucer and Pooflake.

When I'm PM, he'll be Poet Laureate.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:07, closed)

FUCK YEAH!!!
Pooflake for poet laureate, a genius notion. I'd vote for that! In fact I think we should have a...................hmmm that give me an idea!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:02, closed)