I was hung out of a second floor window by my ankles
by a bearded class room assistant, who was aptly nicknamed 'Jesus' (but not to his face).
He was a bit of a biker, bit of a geezer and i think i pushed my luck too far when he grabbed me and hung me out the window, facing down into the sixth form quadrant, all my pens and money fell from my pockets never to be seen again.

but i got the last laugh as he chopped off his thumb on the bandsaw a few weeks later.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:07, 2 replies)

Classroom assistants
didn't exist when I was at school. We just had a teacher.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:37, closed)

oh the bandsaw
many a fellow lost a finger to it in my school...
they had to put a padlock on it
(braindrop, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 19:18, closed)