Peanuts
Someone at school, knowing I was allergic to peanuts thought it would be a hillarious prank to put a Marathon (as Snickers bars were known back in those days) into a Mars Bar wrapper and to offer me a bite of his "Mars Bar" (NB: this is not a sexual euphamism).

As I quite like Mars Bars, I of course said "Ooh, thanks" and proceeded to take a large bite from said "Mars Bar" only for the inevitable to happen.

Fortunately, I'm not as allergic to peanuts as some poor people are, so for me, the ineviable consequence of eating peanuts is not to die of anaphalytic shock, but rather to be copiously and extravagantly sick.

Now, generally, being sick isn't exactly a barrel of laughs, except that in this case, I managed to cover the perpretrator of this evil prank from head to toe in peanut-sick.

You should have seen the look on his face (mind you, it wasn't easy to see under all that vomit!)
( JugglerJAF It's curtains for you.Lacy gently wafting curtains, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 18:49, 3 replies)

Ohhhhhhhhhh YES.
Yes.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 20:04, closed)

full of win
*clicks repeatedly*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 1 Feb 2009, 6:10, closed)

Ahaha!
A thoroughly satisfying conclusion!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:28, closed)