A Tale Of Two Shitties....
...Anyone from a certain school for Boys in Bath may remember Mr Ellis. He caught two boys recreating the scene from Alien where they bang a knife between the gaps in a hand's worth of spread fingers. For some reason, this made him snap, he grabbed the knife and with a cry "I'll show you how to do that properly!", he deliberately slammed the knife into the back of the boy's hand pinning it to the desk. He was escorted from the premises suffering from "Stress"

T'other concerns a jumped up bullying lunatic called Mr Dickinson, who took a deep dislike to me for some reason, probably because I actually wanted to learn something, rather than hear endless stories about "The Army". At one point he informed me that he could kill me with a Bic pen, if he so desired, whilst twirling said Weapon of Maths Destruction meaningfully. Much later I found out that he had indeed served for King and Country. As a quartermaster.
(Mousy Tongue ...Generally bemused by life..., Sat 31 Jan 2009, 17:09, 1 reply)

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