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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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Last one. Romance.
I was a bit geeky at school. (Gee, really?) My romantic entanglements tended to be quantum in nature - i.e. they happened at a distance and were undetectable to outside observers, especially the target of my affections.

I remember one time I had a crush on someone in the year above. After many months agonizing, I approached her and asked if she wanted a screw.

Now, I had a backup plan - when (not if) she said no, I would take a screw out of my pocket, say "Pity, it's a nice one" and beat a retreat.

She said yes.

Fzzzt. My entire prefrontal cortex fuses and I resort to plan B anyway, handing her the screw and beating a hasty retreat.

So, on the minuscule chance that Amanda is a B3tan, if it's any consolation, I've felt dumb about this for 20+ years. And now I'm airing it on B3ta, confirming the fact that I am irrepressably geeky.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 23:35, closed)
It could've been worse...
You never know, if you hadn't run away she might've followed up with "...but not from you."
(, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 23:40, closed)
Aaaah!
You get a click from me. Ace!
(, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 0:59, closed)
clicks
for the quantum thing, and for being scared of girls (you also could've said "they tended to collapse if anyone observed them").
(, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 3:29, closed)

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