I went to school in Medway
so enough said really. Busting at the seams with shit for brains chav scum we were.

Anyway the first Headmaster I had was an uber boring monotone northener whom I'm pretty sure had a breakdown of some kind and he was replaced with Mrs M; a rake thin Roald Dahl baddie with peroxide blonde hair in a croydon facelift and painful colour co-ordinated suits.

She was pretty damn scary. Anyway one afternoon every single girl was called into the hall for an emergency assembly and there stood Mrs M, glaring at us with her beady raven eyes. This was all pretty strange and there was a huge buzz as to why lessons had been interrupted and it was only the girls being summoned.

It turns out that the problem was that some grotty little swine had smeared shit all over the girl's bathroom mirrors at break time. Yes, thats right, someone actually had the audacity to grab a piece of their own excrement to wipe on the mirrors. Talk about sticking it to the man.

Thankfully I hadn't seen the incident but the culprit turned out to be a nasty little pissweasle in the year below me who obviously thought the whole thing was hilarious.

Mrs M did not. She fumed at how 'disgusting' the whole thing was which was quite understandable. I can't remember/didn't find out what the punishment for the girl was. Maybe she had to write lines using dog shit. Although she probably wouldn't have minded.
(Eldoofus, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:50, 1 reply)

I think she works on the internet now

*whistle theme song*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:54, closed)